Average Woona Adventures

> Leave cubicle.

You peer out of your cubicle to make sure your supervisor isn’t looking.

Time for a coffee break!

> Check screen.

You have a brief, thoroughly average conversation over an instant messenger.

> Inspect co-worker.

You wave to your co-worker across the hall.

> Get to work! Your boss is coming!

Okay.

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You are now Average Citizen Woona. You’ve just arrived at your data-entry job at WoonCo.

What will you do first?